February 2012
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Girl at my school: Yeah, I'm like, such a nerd. I have a Pikachu backpack, and I used to watch Pokemon allll the time when I was little! Go Pikachu! Haha!
Me: Your death will be slow and painful (◕‿◕✿)
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PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
Watchchubbycartwheels:
weaveittome:
the best thing ive ever heard tbh
Fucking amazing.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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Yu-Gi-Oh deodorant exists.
turntechpotterhead:
tightleatherandmidgets:
evilofdarkness:
kyaracandy:
eds-north-star:
alkahestic:
millenniumtinnyrod:
ariawyre:
I WANT TO SMELL LIKE THIEF KING BAKURA
So do Yu-Gi-Oh condoms.
OH GOD.
YUGIOH CONDOMS HOLY SHIT
JAPAN
I LOVE JAPAN
wtf
crying right now -wtf Japan XD
“If a woman should be forced to see a sonogram of her unborn fetus before an...”
– (via happinessnotstrength)
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tumblr a month ago: SOPA AND PIPA ARE GUNNA KILL THE INTERNET!!!
tumblr a week ago: THAT DAD PUNISHING HIS CHILD BY SHOOTING HER LAPTOP?!!? OH MY GOD KILL THE MOTHERFUCKER
tumblr two days ago: ASDFGHJKL I GOTTA FIND THE AIRPORT!!
tumblr today: LISTEN HERE CUMSLUT I AM A PROFESSIONAL IN BIRDOLOGY AND I KNOW CHOCOLATE KILLS CGI BIRDS!!!!
princessadeli:
mermaidheel:
chellodello:
...
atheistme:
markaragnos:
If you say that abortion involves babies, you probably have no idea what abortion is.
Infanticide kills babies.
Abortion terminates a fetus.
You don't actually think a fetus is a human being,...
stfuhypocrisy:
nessfraserloves:
abaldwin360:
religiousragings:
like-an-echo:
When you hear that a woman gets an abortion, you go nuts about the fetus having rights. You feel sorry for the poor baby. You feel angry because the baby was done injustice. It’s about the baby.
Taking the trigger word here (abortion) out of the equation, it becomes a little more clear what you should think...
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If Staff shuts self-harm and eating disorder blogs...
let-these-broken-wings-soar:
http://www.change.org/petitions/tumblrs-new-policy-to-leave-self-harm-blogs-up
^ SIGN THAT PLEASE.
USA average: 5.04 inches
c0smic-laur:
kanyezest:
thatfuckingcrow:
astrophagous:
glasscoffin:
Peeeeenis!
So basically, marry a french guy? bahaha
praystation3:
imagine if the free iphone scam things were actually real and we were all missing out on free apple products
