Me: this sore throat is fucking hell
Mom: don't swallow next time
clientsfromhell: I had a project designing wedding invitations for a client and his very religious wife-to-be. They very clean cut - they explained there would be no alcohol at the wedding and hoped I could (subtly) include that information in the invitation. They explained it was for moral reasons and I didn’t inquire further. Later, I was at a bar when I saw my client. Making out with a...
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
Oh god these cramps are killing me I am going to try curling up and going to bed agh ; ;
tumblr: we highly recommend that you uninstall missing e because it could potentially cause serious damage to-
me: gonna keep using it lol
tumblr: yes but it could compromise your-
tumblr: -privacy and-
tumblr: -seriously harm-
tumblr: -the entire tumblr-
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
thefrogman.me: Missing Logic →
thefrogman: I’ve been sitting here for the last few hours trying to decide what exactly I want to say. I love tumblr. It has changed my life and I couldn’t be more thankful to those who created it and those who maintain it. But today I am disappointed. Hypocrisy was afoot and I didn’t like it. Tumblr has…
I just got back from work. I went there at 8:30 am. My period started while I was working and I had nothing for it at all and the bathrooms didn’t either. My cramps make me want to roll into a ball. My legs ache from being on them all day. My eyes hurt from trying my best to not cry when I thought I failed my evaluation. I have had a long fucking day.
What's wrong here?
jeaaahx: Try to find the error. It’s impossible. AAA BBB CCC DDD EEE FFF GGG HHH III JJJ KKK LLL MMM NNN OOO PPP QQQ RRR SSS TTT UUU VVV WWW XXX YYY ZZZ Did you know that 80% of UCSD students could not find the error above? Repost this with the title “what’s wrong here”, and when you click “post “, the answer will be really obvious.
Cancer embodies an intriguing paradox; because...
I. will. seriously. cuddle. the. fuck. out. of....
How teens and adults text
kylebeans: ducksmith: lazycookies: jadeahontas: tomatoshades: jakeenglishswaifu: singlepixelsmiles: hoyitsjcbayan: Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum...
Adeli are you in need of Code Lyoko again yet?...
am I the only one who sees the resemblance
erindan: odd from code lyoko and eridan I mean look at the hair and the purple thing going on ADELI HOMESTUCK AND CODE LYOKO COME TO THE DARK SIDE AGAIN~
If Sarah doesn't stop, she's going to get me back...
princessadeli: ….YES YES YES YESSS MORE CODE LYOKO TO COME BBY~
Are you fucking kidding me
You’re calling me a coward? For what? For calling you out on your bullshit? Go fuck yourself. You’re going to have a “special cut” now because I apparently triggered you? Cool fucking story bro. YOU were a complete douche to someone who runs a SH blog and spewed bullshit about them not being there for their followers. You had no right to say that shit. Screw you. You think...
People are causing me to feel anger why it is distracting me from my code lyoko mini marathon
Send a colour to my ask!
lupuscauda: Red - I love you. Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours. Yellow - You’re amazing. Peach - I miss you. Blue - I want to get to know you. Purple - You’re hot. Brown - I would f*** you. Green - I would date you. Black - I hate you. White - Delete your tumblr. Violet - Go die. I’ll keeeees you :*
Religious Ragings: You're an atheist? Ah, good for... →
religiousragings: sarkyfancypants: A little thing that bothers me about those who are or call themselves atheists. Sorry I’m bringing another rant in your dashboards. I just have to take this out of my head. I might probably delete it later, I don’t know, I might regret it, maybe not. Read More No. With all due respect, I will not respect your religion. I will, however, respect you, as a...
Manga: Love is possible for you. You'll also snag the hottest person ever~
Anime: You will have great and amazing adventures with some friends, and save the world!
Dreams: You can be anything you want. Even a unicorn.
Life: HAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT.
sutorideru-kun: Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga I’m sugoi Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga I’m sugoi When I walk in anime club, this is what I see Everybody stops and they nyaning at me I got kawaii in my pants and I ain’t afraid to show it… show it… show it… I’m desu and I know it. I’m desu and I know it.