March 2012
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Yes, my penpal from North Korea is still alive and yes
I was actually getting worried about him svjdfjknvs
but it turns out the email was just buried in my inbox
whoops
satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
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consultingclotpole:
I hope Rick Santorum never finds the airport.
jack-slenderman:
markaragnos:
If you shower naked, you have no self-respect, because Jesus is watching. How dare you show Jesus your tits.
#Jesus loves my tits shut up
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Decking myself out in orange for tomorrow
Already painted my nails and I plan on wearing my clown fish earrings (my only orange ones…D: )
I hope I see other people wearing bits of orange tomorrow too
I mean, there isn’t much we can do because of our uniforms, but there is still some stuff.
eh
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EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
Shit is going down, again. :U
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to use his vibrator and realizes he is out of AAA batteries.
one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”
other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”
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“Rape culture is a culture in which people who have survived a violent crime are...”
– (via gracefree)
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February 2012
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fabraytush:
once i was reading this fic and it kept saying that blaine had a black mercedes and i kept getting so confused because i thought they were talking about mercedes and i was like “is it really necessary to mention her blackness?”
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Welp
I suck at the whole not shopping at Forever 21 because they are assholes thing
Just spent 74 bucks on clothes and accessories
I can’t help it
It is an addiction
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Things You Shouldn't Say To...
fuckyeahfeminists:
journeytoanewcreation:
People suffering from depression:
“Stop being so negative!” “You choose to be sad” “You don’t even have anything to be sad about” “There are millions worse off than you, just get a grip!”
People struggling with self-harm:
“You’re just doing it for attention!” “Those cuts aren’t even that bad” “You don’t even have a reason to cut/burn yourself” “You...
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:
first base: liking second base: reblogging third base: following
Watchwowfunnyblog:
intercosmic:
markaragnos:
disgustinghuman:
h0ttndanger0us:
WHAT THE FUCK IS LEAP YEAR? REBLOG IF U ARE WONDERING TOO.
“reblog if u were wondering too”
omg
is she serious
omg
I fucking love this so much
I hope one day I’m her boss and I’ll hire her just to show to show all her coworkers these videos while she’s in the room
wot.
….I just…what.
jpegartifacts:
I wish I had as much political power as a fetus.
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“LUBE IS USUALLY KEPT WITHIN AN ARMS REACH OF ANY POSSIBLE SEX LOCATION LIKE...”
– Marianne of Mariannesgaypornstash(tumblr)
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ogremom:
the scene is tumblr hq. at the head of a long oak table, david karp sits deep in thought. a terrified intern carrying an armful of documents opens the door, breaking the silence.
“mr karp, i-i was told to give these to you….” the intern is scared shitless. he is wearing at least two cardigans and a pair of headphones that are not plugged into anything, but still shivers when karp looks...
manosukestoned420:
omfg i told my little brother that using the word “homo” as an insult isnt nice and noW HES ON XBOX LIVE AND HE KEEPS YELLING “YOU FREAKING HETEROSEXUALS” OMFG
